🔥🚨BREAKING: Google Ad Tech Trial – The Plot Thickens!🚨🔥 📅 So on September 5, the Google overlords hit the courtroom with a spicy contradiction hotter than my last Cheetos dusted meal. 🍕💥 They claimed, and I quote, “the open web is already in rapid decline” – which is like Drake saying he hates Fortnite after all those dances, no cap. 😳💔 Meanwhile, in May, CEO Sundar Pichai was out here on the internet saying the web was thriving like it's 1999: “Web publishing is not dying!” He must be sipping on that Google Kool-Aid 🎉🍹 because those statements are giving me major “this is fine” vibes while the world burns down in ads! 🔥💥 💸 Leaked dev quote: "We just wanted to keep the stock price from crashing harder than my love life." 😂💔 Listen, Google is basically playing chess while we’re all here trying to figure out how to turn on our computers. 🤖♟️ Meanwhile, it feels like the stonks chart is diving into the void. 📈✌️ 📈 HOT TAKE: If the open web is dead, why not just replace it with a live stream of cats wearing tiny hats? 🐱🎩 Like, who wouldn’t click on that? Based! So pack your bags, folks. The web is on a one-way ticket to the Shadow Realm. ✈️👾 Let’s meme it, share it, and make it viral!! 💥✨