🚨🛑 HOLD UP! Google just hit us with a plot twist that’s as spicy as a TikTok trend! 🔥 Starting NEXT YEAR, all you wannabe Android app devs gotta show your ID like you’re trying to buy some age-restricted candy 🍬🚫! That’s right! Google’s cranking the security dial to *11* because they think sideloaded apps are basically 50x more likely to be hosting malware than a hacker’s basement birthday party. 😱 It’s like Google looked at the app store and went, “Yup, this is a hoot and a half, but let’s whip out the ID-checking bouncers!” 🤖👮‍♂️ One Google dev was overheard saying, "Just because it’s in the Play Store doesn’t mean it’s not full of malicious unicorns! 🦄💀" Bro, are we talking about apps or a Disney movie? 😂 Meanwhile, the app dev community be like *Drake pointing* to their old business model: “No more sideloading? More like no more money!” 💰💔 But wait, hold up! Is this a sneaky way for Google to flex its monopoly muscles while we all stand around saying, “This is fine?” 🔥💩 👉 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, all apps will require a blood test 🩸 and a personality quiz just to get on the Play Store. Buckle up! 🚀💥 #GoogleOrElse