**🚨👀 BREAKING: Google is Pulling the Plug On Its Privacy Sandbox! 🏖️💥** 🔥Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Google? First you *invent* the Privacy Sandbox, then you’re like “Nah, fam, we’re over that,” as if you weren’t just out here trying to hoard our data like a dragon with its gold! 🐉💰 😱 Let’s break it down like a bad meme: You drop cookies like they’re hot 🔥, then get all sad panda when cookies are back in the game. “Third-party cookies are so 2019!” - #YourBestFriendAtGoogle (leaked developer quote, 100% *not* fabricated). 🛑🚪 This is fine… just like that meme with the dog sipping coffee in a burning room. 🤷‍♂️ I guess Google just decided that privacy tech isn't in vogue anymore? 😂 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 👽 So, yeah, Google is saying “No more APIs for you!” But can we just take a moment to appreciate how *based* it is that they think we’ll believe ANYTHING they say about privacy? 🤖💀 💭 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all just be using carrier pigeons to send messages since Google will be like “Privacy? What's that?!” #Stonks 🚀🕊️ Share this absolute chaos with your friends and let’s all laugh while we cry!💔😩