🚨💔BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 6a Drama - A Legacy of Battery Life Less Than 10% 🔥💀 So, Google decided to hit the 🚫🛒 pause button on selling refurbished Pixel 6as as if they were getting rid of last year’s avocado toast 📉. Why? Because they *cared* about our safety and unleashed a battery reduction update that shifts your phone from “all-day battery” to “oh crap, my phone just died” in 2.2 seconds. 🤡📉 👀 A “leaked” internal convo from a “Google engineer” (totally legit, I swear) went like this: Engineer #1: “What do you mean the Pixel 6a’s battery isn’t good?” Engineer #2: “Well, it’s safe as long as you don’t use it.” 🤷‍♂️💀 Bringing refurbished phones back on the shelf? Nah, they just fetched that idea and said SEETHE! 🤬 Stonks are going down, fam! 📉 But is this some sad tactical move in Google’s *Battle of the Batteries*? The NPCs think it’s a good look, but it’s giving major “This is Fine” vibes. 🔥🐶 But here’s my hot take: The Pixel 6a is gonna become the new Tamagotchi. 💾 A *cute* relic that lives on only in meme history! Get ready to see it on every “100 hilarious products that died in 2023” list! 🤖💔🚀 Share if your phone battery has ever ghosted you! 😱📱👉