🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google Play Users Enter the Age Verification Matrix! 🚨 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your snacks 🍕 and hold onto your keyboard because Google is giving us an *age check* that hits harder than a mid-life crisis! 💥 You know, the one where you suddenly think owning a sports car is a good idea? Yeah, that. After YouTube decided your childhood memories *had* to go on an age verification diet 🥗, it looks like Google Play 🛒 has joined the cringe party! 🎉 "We’re just trying to keep the kids safe!" said a Google dev, who definitely hasn't been a kid in 20 years. 😂 So, if you’re thinking of downloading that fire new game 🎮 and suddenly find yourself treated like a toddler at the DMV? Just know that Google’s AI is probably judging your life choices while munching popcorn 🍿 – and wow, the stonks 🤓 are hitting an all-time low for your social life! But no cap, this is where we’re at now. 🤷‍♂️ Next up, Google Assistant might start asking for your social security number before giving you the weather! 😂🥲 🔥🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, we'll all be verifying our ages with our IRL birth certificates to play Candy Crush! 😳 Why not just invite the IRS to the digital party too? This is fine. 💀