🚨🎉 BREAKING: Google Play just hit us with a fresh age check, and no, it's not for a rated R movie, fam! 😱 Now if you wanna snag those fire apps, you'll have to verify your age like you're trying to get into a VIP club 🤡🍾 #YouShallNotPass 👴💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly thought this was just for the ‘Hot Singles in Your Area’ app. Turns out, I was wrong. Just me, seething in a corner.” 😂🔥 Let’s keep it 100: Google’s basically saying, “If you can’t handle your age, how can you handle *our* marketplace?” 😅 Sorry, grandma, Candy Crush isn’t for you anymore. 🤪🚀 Now the real drama: do we think this is all a cover-up for Google to sell your data to Big Brother? 🤖💰 “Nah man, my age is my secret,” says every 12-year-old on the internet. But let’s be real, this is like trying to buy beer in a state that requires a blood test. 🍺👀 *Meanwhile, TikTokers are posting videos of how to bypass this like it’s a college entry exam.* 🔥🔥 Prediction time: Expect a new trending hashtag #GoogleAgeGate in 3…2...1! Also, WHO LEGITIMATELY BELIEVES THIS WILL WORK? Copers, unite! 💀💀