🚨BREAKING NEWS, FAM!🚨 Google Play Store just dropped a feature that’s about to change your whole existence (kinda)! 🤯💔 If you've ever downloaded an app and then stared at your screen like a potato 🥔 while it doesn't open itself, WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! 🌌 Introducing the *AUTO-OPEN* option! 🎉 Now you can watch your phone do the boring stuff for you, and maybe even forget you just downloaded that cringe meme app 🥴. Leaked Dev Quote: "We basically just made it MORE LAZY for people to use their phones. It's like enabling a sloth mode!" – Chad, Product Manager, possibly high on caffeine. ☕💀 And honestly, can we talk about how this feels like a sign that we’re ALL in this ‘this is fine’ dog meme phase of tech life? 🐶🔥 Like, Google, chill! You're really trying to win over the lazy stonks crowd by making navigating apps even easier. But here’s the REAL tea: Soon, you'll be downloading an app and it’ll just start blasting TikTok dances at you like a possessed AI 🤖🚀. So why not just embrace the chaos? 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, we'll all be downloading apps directly into our brains. No cap. 💰💫 #MindTech Share this if you love chaos! 🔥💥🤣