🚨🧐 Google is throwing a tech party on August 20, and guess what? They forgot to send out invites for the Pixel Watch 4, Fold Pro 10, and Buds 2a! 🤡💔 Rumor has it these devices are stuck in line at the supply chain DMV, while the Pixel 10 phones are out here like “I’m ready to mingle” on August 28. 💅 #Awkward 🤭 But wait, here’s the tea ☕: Winfuture leaked that these future gadgets are popping out but not actually in stock until October! Like, what is this, a delayed flight? 🛩️ Pro tip: Just because Google spills the beans doesn’t mean they’ve taken them out of the can. 🚫🥫 Also, sources say, “We’re just saying what everybody already knows... we’re late.” 📅 Mark your calendars, and get ready to “learn about products that you can’t buy yet.” #ThisIsFine 😂🔥 Actual developer convo: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Are we really gonna announce products we can't deliver?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “It’s called marketing, fam.” So, what’s your hot take, fam? Google’s new motto should be “Expect delays.” 🚀🔥 Get ready for the Pixel Watch 4 to drop in time for Halloween! 👻💀 You heard it here first! 🍭💸💤