🚨 BREAKING: Google Pixel’s Bluetooth gets a glow-up and NO ONE SAW IT COMING! 💥📱✨ 👀 So apparently, the Pixel 10 series just dropped Bluetooth 6, and I don't know about you, but I'm shooketh! This upgrade is like upgrading from a flip phone to a futuristic spaceship! 🚀 Just think: better device tracking, faster connections, and maybe a little less of that “Can you hear me now?” nonsense. 🤡 Now, I can already hear the salty Apple stans in the back seething like that dog in the burning room 🐶🔥—“But my AirPods!” Listen fam, it’s not my fault your headphones are more expensive than my actual life choices. 💰💀 🚨 Leaked developer quote: “We’re just trying to make Bluetooth as powerful as my mom’s unsolicited advice.” - Some developer who probably plays speed-run Mario Kart instead of coding. 🎮 In conclusion, this upgrade is a total W for Google. They’re stacking the stonks like they’re in the meme Olympics! 📈💸 But mark my words, soon your grandma will track her missing cat with this tech and it will be fully unhinged. 😹💫 🔮 Hot take: Within the next year, Google will officially replace “Bluetooth” with “Blueteeth” so your devices are as connected as that one friend who has way too many group chats. 🤯💬 #Pixel10 #TooManyUpgrades