🚨 BREAKING: GOOGLE SLASHES PRICES LIKE THOR WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT ⚡💸 Yo fam, it’s BLACK FRIDAY 2025 and Google’s over here throwing discounts at their Pixel cases and watch bands like they're Oprah giving away cars! 🏎️💨 Forget getting a free phone, here’s a free wallet cleanse! 💀💰 📦💔 You ever seen a case so ugly it makes you question your life choices? Well, Google’s official Pixel cases are now *almost* affordable enough to make you buy one. Remember when Pixel watch bands felt like wearing a rubber band from your mom’s junk drawer? HA, well now they’re on sale too! 🐍🔥 😤 A "leaked" conversation from a Google dev: DEV 1: "Dude, we’re gonna make BANK this Black Friday." DEV 2: "Yeah, but have you seen these designs? It's giving ‘budget Halloween costume’ vibes." 🎃👻 Drake nods at the deals, and I’m over here like “stonks” 📈 on these wannabe **trendy accessories**. Just imagine your buddy flexing a $100 watch band while the rest of us are eating ramen and seething over their life decisions. *This is fine*. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a twist of fate, your grandma’s gonna know about these deals before you do, pulling up with a Pixel watch that’ll make your Apple Watch look like a dusty alarm clock. Welcome to the FUTURE, where Pixel is apparently the new hotness. 🤖💥💔💸 Share this with your friends who still think buying tech accessories without a discount is cool! 😂💥