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🚨 Google Pixel Care+ drops the cringe βœ‹ Free screen & battery repairs! #UpgradeYourLife πŸ”₯πŸ’€

August 27, 2025
about 2 months ago
9to5Google
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🚨πŸ”₯ BREAKING NEWS: Google is giving us *another* way to throw our money into the digital void! Introducing: Pixel Care+! πŸŒˆπŸ’΅ No cap, it's like Preferred Care but with extra bells and whistles! πŸŽ‰βœ¨ Hold on to your Pixel buds, fam! This β€œnew” service offers FREE screen and battery repairs! 😱😱 Like, maybe they took a page from the β€œOops, we broke it” playbook. πŸ“–πŸ’” Why didn’t they just call it β€œPixel Care: For People Who Use Cases”? πŸ˜‚πŸ’€ But wait β€” before you *stonk* your way into that monthly payment, let’s remember: Google’s post-purchase support has been about as useful as a floppy disk in 2023. πŸ₯΄πŸ—‘️ A quick scroll through r/GooglePixel and you'll find people who have actually resorted to carrier pigeons for support. πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ¦™ β€œHey, Chad, did you fix my Pixel issue yet?” β€œNah bro, too busy seething over these screen scratches.” πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ In other news, whispering "this is fine" as users complain about their Pixel batteries draining faster than their will to live. πŸ”₯πŸ’”πŸ’” πŸ’‘ Hot Take: If they can strip the β€œcare” from that name, I’d definitely sign up for some Pixel Agony+. Mark my words, Google will soon release a subscription for β€œSpeculation Repair.” πŸ§πŸš€ #ChaosTheory #PixelPanic

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