🎉👀 Hold on to your earbuds, fam! Google’s back at it, dropping the Pixel Buds 2a, and lemme tell you, it's like the Pixel 10’s designated sidekick, but with all the questionable powers of a budget superhero! 🦸‍♂️💸 ✨ It’s been 4 long years since Google blessed our ears with decent, wallet-friendly ear candy! 🤯 You ever seen a “budget-friendly” tag? That’s just code for “please, for the love of Steve Jobs, don’t expect too much.” 😂💔 Picture this: Stonks 🔥📈 when you feel icing on this sweet tech cake, but you forgot the calories (in the form of mediocre sound quality). This is fine... *ahem*, *kinda* fine. 🤷‍♂️💀 Legend has it that a dev quipped in despair: “We just wanted to avoid making people seethe over the price tag, so we said, ‘let’s slap our name on regular earbuds and call it innovation!’” It’s chaos, my fellow tech wizards! 🪄🤖 Hot Take Alert 🚨: Within 2 years, Google will release a new model that doesn’t exist, and instead, you’ll just connect your brain directly to Google Drive… 🤯🔌💥 Are you ready for the future? ‘Cause the Pixel Buds 2a are here to take you there—straight to cringe town! 🚀💔