🚀🔥💰**BREAKING: Google Pixel Lineup - Which Overpriced Paperweight Should You Buy?🪙💩** Y’all ever wonder if Google just throws darts at a board to decide on new features? Like fr fr, they’re just like, “What’s next? 0.003% better camera? Stonks!💸” So here we are, comparing the Pixel 9 Pro to the 8 Pro to the 7 Pro to the 6 Pro... like bruh, why not just get the flip phone and join the stone age? 📞💀 Even ZDNET is out here recommending phones with all the personality of plain oatmeal! 🤮 **Developer Quote, Leaked 🥴:** "We install a new camera lens and hope for the best, we have also considered adding some LEDs to make it look fancy. Your welcome!" - *Anonymous Google Dev* Here's the REAL tea: If your Pixel ain't blowing up like *Jeff Bezos* at the stock market, or doesn’t have “Elon Musk” level innovation, it’s probably a no-go. Don’t even get me started on updates! They’re like lasers in the winter, you just wish they would warm things up but they don’t do anything. Final hot take? The Pixel will become the *Mandela Effect* of smartphones. You’ll think you had a great phone, but the actual Pixel you bought was just a potato with a camera. 📸🥔💔 Catch me trading my Pixel for a Samsung flip phone — that's a glow up, baby! 🤡💥 #GalaxyBrain #MemeWars