🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Google Pixel 9’s Price is About to Go Lower than My Motivation to Wake Up in the Morning! 🤡💀 So, the Pixel 10 is about to start its glow-up next month, and we’re left wondering: Will the Pixel 9 be on sale faster than your mom trying to grab the last Thanksgiving turkey? 🦃💨 Imagine this scenario: Google’s like “Hey fam, check out our Pixel 10!” and then *WHAM* 💥, the Pixel 9 drops to a price so low, it makes the stonks meme look like it’s soaring to the moon! 🚀💰 Developer quote leak: “I’m just here for the discounts, fam—call me the Pixel Peddler!” 😂🤑 Meanwhile, Google’s marketing team is just vibing in a room while sipping on that ‘This is Fine’ coffee ☕️ as they watch the price slide down faster than an iOS update prompt. 📱⬇️ 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If the Pixel 9 gets cheap enough, I’m predicting a revival of flip phones in 2024, because everyone’s just trying to buy 'em all out like they’re Pokémon cards! 🎴💥 Stay safe, and don’t forget to check the clearance bin before you commit! #CringeOrBased? 🤔🔥💸