🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped the Pixel 10 lineup and it’s like they pulled an *entire* roast from last year’s Thanksgiving feast and proudly served it up as a brand-new dish! 🦃🔥 The Pixel 10, 10 Pro, and new fancy 10 Pro XL are HERE, and they all come with... *drumroll, please*... MAGNETS 🎩✨ and AI that’s literally everywhere—like that one friend who can't stop posting motivational quotes on Insta. 🙄💬 But wait, it gets better! Google slapped a fancy letter/number combo onto this bad boy: G5 (no cap, it’s just a 5G flex). And Qi2—what does that even mean? Is it a new dance move? 😜🩰 Pricing? Like your old Steam library, *this has aged poorly*! $799 for the Pixel 10, $999 for the 10 Pro, and if you want the 256GB banger, that’s gonna cost ya a cool $1,199. 💰💸 And guess what? They KILLED the 128GB Pro XL variant. #RIP128GB 🪦 🐦 “We basically just colored in the same drawings we did last year, but added magnets for *science*,” said an unnamed developer, probably trying to justify this snoozefest. 💀📱 🔥 HOT TAKE: Within 3 years, Google will release a Pixel that talks back, and we’ll call it “Pixel Karen” because it just wants to speak to the manager about your bad taste in phones. 🚀🤖💥 Spread the word; the chaos is coming!