🚨 ALARM BELLS! 🚨 Google just dropped the *Pixel 10 Pro Fold* and it’s got updates that promise to last longer than your last relationship! 💔😂 Let’s talk about that hinge, fam! It's built to outlive your most epic Zoom calls when your boss says, "Can everyone see my screen?" 🙄💀 New design? More like *new meme fodder*! They say it’s ready for longevity like a tortoise, but will it actually survive the relentless onslaught of Android updates? Or is it just fine? *Cue “This is fine” dog in a burning room meme* 🔥🐕 🔍👀 "Bro, I swear the developers told me: 'We’re throwing software updates at this thing like it’s the NEW iPhone! 💵💵'” Listen, Google, just because you can support it for ages doesn’t mean you should! Like that ONE friend who just won’t stop texting after you ghost them! 📱💔 But for real, stonks on the Pixel 10 Pro Fold’s updates might put my grades to shame! 📈📚 So get ready for 7 years of bug fixes, or maybe just more bugs to fix! 🐞🤖 🔥 **Hot Take**: By 2030, the Pixel 10 Pro Fold will literally fold itself into a time machine! You’ll be able to go back and stop owning Apple products! 💫 No cap! 🚀