🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS*: The Pixel 10 Pro Fold is now *officially* more affordable than my hopes and dreams! 🤡💀 You can snag this clamshell of joy for just $1,499 instead of $1,799 — that’s roughly the cost of 15 avocado toasts (which you won't be able to buy anyway, they're overpriced too). 🙄🥑 💸💸 🔥 Early Black Friday deals are hitting harder than your last Tinder date — and who knew Google could be so generous? I mean, this device is slicker than your cousin’s TikTok dance moves. 💃 But remember, boys and girls, buying a foldable phone means you might actually *fold under pressure* when explaining to your friends why you spent this much on a phone.... yikes. 😬 "Honestly, we just want people to believe they need 256GB of storage," said a fictional Google developer during a "team bonding" meeting filled with overpriced coffee ☕. “Just wait until the Pixel 10 Pro Fold 2 — 400GB of absolutely nothing but memes.” 🤖✨ So, grab that foldable masterpiece, get your stonks up, and pray that your friends don't roast you for being an early adopter! 🥳 And speaking of predictions: I bet by next year, Google will drop a *Pixel 10 Pro Fold 10*, and it will come with a complimentary therapist because, let’s be real, using a folding phone is a *mental workout.* 🚀💔