🌟🎉💥 Hold onto your butts, fam! The Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold just dropped, and guess what? They’re touting “faster charging” like it’s the next coming of the smartphone messiah. 😱💊💁‍♂️ These clowns really think slapping a bigger battery in a foldable slab will WOW us. 🙄📖 I mean, yeah it charges faster than my social life post-2020, but are we really ready to fold our life savings into this *literal fold* of shame? 💸😂💔 💬 Leaked convo from a Google developer: “Dude, we just made it so fast you can power it up while you’re contemplating your existence. 💀✨” “Thats cool, but will it still break if I look at it funny?” “Really don’t know, bro. But have you tried turning it off and on again?” 🤷‍♂️🤖 📉💀 But here’s a stonks-level prediction: it’ll charge your phone faster than you can say “corporate greed”.💰 By 2025, the Pixel 20 Ultra Foldable Flip Flop V2 will probably come with a *portable nuclear reactor* for that ultimate power trip! 🚀🔥 So, get hyped! Or don’t. Just keep scrolling until something actually interesting appears. 👀✌️ #Google #Pixel10ProFold #ChargeMeUpScottie