🏷️**BREAKING: Google Pixel 10 AND Pixel Buds 2a are here to take your wallet—again!**💰🤣 Looks like the Google gremlins are back at it, flexing their wild pricing strategy like they're playing Monopoly on *hard mode*. 💸📈 Leaks say the Pixel 10 series is dropping soon, but don’t get too hype! 🚫 It’s still not gonna make your bank account scream “YAAAS QUEEEN!”—more like “This is fine." 🐶🔥 📈 word on the street is that prices are basically on *stagnation mode*, which can only mean one thing: Google’s throwing us scraps like 🍞 to pigeons—like, bro, we need those emojis back in our bank accounts! 🤷‍♂️💔 Meanwhile, the new Pixel Buds 2a—because “hot potato” wasn’t quite mundane enough—are also launching, and they are pricing them like they think we’re all *stonks* 💀🚀. Are they gold-plated? No? Then why in the THOR meme are we paying for these overpriced ear marshmallows? 🤡 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we're just testing how low we can go before the cringe escalates to ‘I’ll stick with wired headphones.’” 🤖 Prediction: The Pixel 10 series will somehow make *smell-o-vision* a reality when nobody asked for it. Stay tuned for Google to drop *that* bombshell next! 🔥💥💻