🔥🚀 HOLD UP! GOOGLE JUST DROPPED A TEASER THAT’S HIGH KEY *SAVAGE* 🤖💀 and it’s coming for Siri’s neck! The Google Pixel 10 is like, “Hey Siri, can you even?” while *Siri* is sitting there acting like a kid who missed the bus to school. 😂🍏🚫 In a shocking twist of events (spoiler: not surprising), the Pixel 10 teaser lasts about as long as Apple’s patience with Siri crashes. 🤡💔 It’s like Google is serving up hot takes while Apple’s still buffering like an old computer! Leaked developer quote from a Google tech wizard: “Honestly, we just wanted to drop a fire emoji on Apple’s parade, while they’re busy telling customers to ‘just wait.’” 🥵🔥 Meanwhile, the iPhone 16’s AI is still trying to figure out if it’ll do your taxes or just play elevator music. Literally, this is fine. 👀💸 In summary, while Apple begs for its Siri update, Google’s about to launch a phone that outperforms Siri at a hot dog stand! 🌭💯 **Hot Take:** The Pixel 10 is the friend who brings the party snacks while Apple is still sending out invites. Get ready for a tech revolution! 🔥🚀 #StonksUp #AppleWho? #SiriWho?