🔥🚀 Buckle up, tech fam, 'cause the Google Pixel 10 is set to charge faster than your ex's excuses! ⚡🕒 😤💔 Say goodbye to waiting around for your phone to juice up like it’s at a slow buffet line — *no cap*, we’re livin’ in the fast lane now! 🏎️💨 Google just dropped some *serious* battery upgrades, promising faster charging that’ll have you saying “is this a smart device or a Tesla?!” 🤖💰! According to our inside sources (a.k.a. Larry from IT who “totally knows stuff” 👀), the Pixel 10 can reach full charge quicker than you can say “This is fine” 🐶🔥 when your phone dies in the middle of a TikTok scroll! But let’s be real, why did it take Google *this* long? Are we playing chess or checkers here? 🤔🍄 With battery life upgrades that make the Avengers look like scrubs, you might as well throw an “I’m not mad, just disappointed” meme at the Pixel 6 and 7! 🤡 Mark my words: in 2030, phones will charge using ONLY the power of our regret and memes! Expect to see a Pixel 20 needing a hug from a battery analysis therapist! 💩✨🔥 #Pixel10 #ChargingLikeABoss #StonksOrTank 🥴📱💥