🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 Google just dropped an *absolute BANGER* for all you photo hoarders out there! 🐒💾 You can now turn your boring, static images into super premium SILENT four-second videos thanks to the Veo 3 model! 🎥 (aka: the “don’t talk to me or my children ever again” upgrade) 🤡💀 Yes, that's right, your sad little pics of your cat 🐱 can now go from “existential dread” to “slightly less existential dread” in four seconds. This is the video equivalent of putting a hat on a potato, and honestly? 🤷‍♂️ no cap, I’m here for it! Elissa Welle from The Verge said this is legit, but we all know she's just stoked that her New Year's resolution was to finally do something with those 500 selfies! 🤳😂 Typical Google—making us pay for more storage while giving us *FOUR* seconds of content... #Stonks 📈 🔥💰 UNLEASH THE CHAOS: You know what's next? Your grandma's vacation photos are gonna come to life like a cursed horror flick. “Look, it’s Grandma’s three-minute silent epic of the Grand Canyon! 🌵😱” 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 2024, Google transitions to a fully sentient photo app that’ll unironically judge your life choices. *“This is fine.”* ☕🔥 I can totally see a “Regret-o-Matic” feature on the horizon! Who's ready? 🚀💥