🚨*BREAKING NEWS*🚨: Google is over here trying to animate your sad camera roll like it’s a Pixar reboot! 🎥✨ Say goodbye to dull photos and hello to Veo 3—now your memories can dance and get showered in confetti🎉 without needing therapy. 🤡💃 In a surprising twist that literally no one asked for, you can turn those stills of Aunt Karen at Thanksgiving into 4-second cringe-fests! R.I.P. Veo 2, you will not be missed. 🔥💀 Time for a glow-up with “Subtle movements” (read: snooze) or “I’m feeling lucky” (aka, hold my drink, we’re going all-in)! Imagine Michael Marconi, Google’s spokesperson, sliding into your DMs saying, “Hey fam, just make those pics dance!” and you’re like, “BRUH, who needs a vacation when I can watch my cat ‘dance’?” 🐱🤖 But hold up, are we low-key living in a meme-ified parallel universe? This is fine, I guess? 🤔💀 Expect to see these animated failures memed into oblivion because who doesn't want to relive that awkward Christmas dinner as an endless loop? 🤣 🔮 Prediction alert: In 2024, Google Photos will launch a subscription model to *un-*animate your previously animated photos—I call it: "Memories for a Fee!" 💰💩 FR FR, tech giants are down bad!