🚨📞 *BREAKING: Google Phone App is about to turn your lame calls into drama-filled soap operas! 🎭* Introducing... *Expressive Calling*! 😱 Yes, you heard that right! Google is trying to level up your phone calls by letting you mark them as urgent! ⚠️💬 Like, bro, what happened to just saying "it's urgent"? Now you can slap a sticker on it like it's a TikTok vlog! 💅💰 “Yo, Frank, look—I’m tired of explaining why I’m calling. Just let me add a flaming emoji 🔥 so they KNOW it’s serious!” - Literally every dev at Google, probably. 🤖💀 Imagine you’re vibing on a Monday and your buddy calls with *Expressive Calling*: “Bro, it’s URGENT!! 🤯💦” and you’re just like, “Is it about the pizza or your life choices?” 🍕🙃 This feature is peak *cringe*, and I can already see the *seethe* from every boomer who can’t deal with the new “urgency hierarchy.” *Stonks* for Gen Z! 📈✨ 🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* Next, they’ll roll out 'Expressive Texting' where a simple "Hey!" can now also mean "I’m in love with you" or "I just saw a cat." 🤯💔 Cats will NEVER be normal again, fam! *Someone please send help—the tech world has officially lost its marbles!* 🤡🚀