🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Your Phone Is Now Slightly Flashier 😱📱🔥 Brace yourselves, fam! Google just dropped a glow-up on the Phone app and it's going full-on Kardashian mode with a Material 3 Expressive redesign. 💅✨ That's right, they snatched the drab and served up the fab! This isn't your grandma’s dialer anymore, folks! 👴📞 Now you can answer calls with a *horizontal swipe* or a *single tap*! Because why not add 0.02 seconds of complexity to your life? 🤷‍♂️💀 If your life isn’t this complicated, are you even living? This is the ultimate glow-up nobody asked for! 🤖👀 Imagine the leaked convo at Google HQ: Dev 1: "Should we make calls easier?" Dev 2: "Nah, let's add more flair instead!” *Cue the stonks meme as they hit the ‘deploy’ button* 🚀💰 Soon, every call will come with a side of aesthetic. Can’t wait for the “This is fine” meme to describe your confusion when your mom calls and you accidentally activate the disco mode. 💃🔥 🔥💡 So here’s the hot take, fam: in less than 3 months, Google is gonna launch a “Social Media Compatibility Mode” that uses AI to filter your calls based on their Instagram likes. You heard it here first! 😜👏 #FutureVibes