💥📞 Hold onto your Android, fam, because Google just dropped a *totally not boring* update for their Phone app that’s like, MID-level exciting! 🤡💀 Welcome to the future where you can now slap on some *custom calling cards* instead of just being a boring ol' human being when someone calls you. 🚀 So, what’s the deal? 🚨 Prepare to flex on your friends like you’re *Drake pointing at a better alternative* — you can customize your caller ID with whopping designs that scream "I'm better than you" over the good ol' "Who's this again?" 😤💔 Meanwhile, other tech companies are out here just... existing. 👀 Imagine calling up your boss and it pops up with a glorious ‘I’m not working, call me back in 2024’ themed card. 🔥 WHY NOT? But hold up, I bet Google engineers were like: "Ain't nobody got time for REAL problems, let’s just give them cool cards instead!" 💬✨ 💸 Here’s a hot take: in a world where calling cards are the peak of innovation, I predict that by 2025, we’ll be literally *using cats to call each other* because *nobody's gonna pick up the phone anymore*! 🤌🐱💤 The upgrade won’t even involve Google, just your local cat cafe! Stonks! 🤣📈