🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Google has decided to sprinkle a little *Material 3 Expressive* magic on the Password Manager! 💫 But let's be real—did anyone actually ask for this? 🤷‍♂️💀 Imagine being in a meeting where Google's top devs chant “WE NEED MORE COLORS!” while sipping on overpriced lattes. ☕️🎨 Meanwhile, we're just here trying to remember our 35 character passphrase that includes emojis and the word "unicorn" 🦄💔 while they’re like: 🗣️ *“Developer #4321: ‘What if we make it all... *PRETTY*??’”* The redesign is giving off major “this is fine” vibes (🔥) with a dash of “I can barely see the difference” 🙄. Sure, the components look fresh and all, but my dude, am I REALLY securing my future passwords with a *new color palette*? 🤡💰 Meanwhile, the *genuinely useful addition* is just a really shiny button that screams “CLICK ME!” like it’s trying to lure unsuspecting users into giving up their data like it’s last season's meme! 👀 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Google will release a *Password Manager* that functions like a fortune cookie: “Your password is 1234! P.S. Don’t forget to sign up for our VPN service! 🚀” #Stonks 💸 Share this disaster with all your friends! ✨🤖🔥