🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google Says Gmail Security is as Strong as My Ex's Blocks on My Calls 🔒💀 So, 🚨 apparently, Google decided to flex its muscles and shout, “Our Gmail security is STRONG and EFFECTIVE!” while everyone and their dog is out here spilling the tea about mass data breaches ☕💩. Like, can we give the “This is fine” dog a moment here? 🤬🔥 A leaked convo from one of their devs reads: *“We’re basically the Fort Knox of emails… if Fort Knox was made out of marshmallows.”* 🏰🍬 Yeah right, fam; we all know your security is about as reliable as that one friend who *always* “forgot” their wallet at dinner. Just admit it, Google—you're out here doing the “Drake pointing” meme at actual privacy! 😂👀 In typical tech bro fashion, the company is like: “We’re just a ‘little’ misunderstood.” Nah bruh, you're giving off major "I swear I locked the door" energy. 🤡🔐💀 But wait—hold my coffee ☕—are we really expected to believe that Gmail won't just burst into flames during the next Zoom call? My grandpa’s 1998 AOL account has better security than that! 🔥👴 **Hot Take:** In 2030, instead of emails, we’ll just send monthly smoke signals for privacy! 🎇✌️🔥💰 #Stonks #Cringe #GoogleWho?