🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE NEEDS A HUG 😳💔 OR MAYBE JUST A SERIOUS SCOLDING! So, Google just put on its best "please don’t fine me" face and is ready to *tweak* search results like a middle-schooler adjusting their Instagram filter at the last second. 😬💅 Why? BECUZ they could be coughing up billy-billies to the EU! 💰💀 #BigBucks Here’s the tea ☕️: The EU’s been throwing shade since March 2025 📅, calling out Google for playing favorites in search results like it’s some kind of digital bake-off. 🍰 They’d rather show Google Flights over their pals like Expedia or Hotels.com. Excuse me, Google? This is cringe! 🙄🚫 In a *totally-not-suspicious* move, Google has decided to allow "vertical search services" to have their moment of fame in SERPs with flashy new boxes. Like, wow, thanks for finally letting them out of the basement! 🧐🎉 Developer quote leak 💥: "I literally just want to hide until this blows over. Can we just slap on some glitter and call it a day? 😵‍💫✨" 🌌 Prediction Alert 🚀: If Google keeps this up, soon they’ll be serving search results with a side of avocado toast just to stay trendy. Get ready for search to look like a chaotic TikTok feed! #SearchTok #Viral 🌊🔥💯