"Google OG drops $8M for AI squad in group chats ๐ค๐ธ We vibin' with our bot besties now! ๐๐"
๐จ๐ฐ BREAKING NEWS ALERT: The tech world just went full chaos mode! ๐ฅ David Petrou, AKA the guy who survived being a Google veteran (๐ธ๐), just raised a whopping $8 million to bless our group chats with AI agents! ๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐ Imagine this: AI that ACTUALLY reads your chat while youโre ignoring your friends' messages like, "I'm too busy building my next startup." No cap, just someoneโs grandma texting in the group chat like, โWhy isn't this AI making me cookies?โ ๐ช๐ Here's a ๐ฅleaked quote from David himself: โWeโre trying to make group chats not feel like a PTA meeting where everyone shows up just to complain!โ ๐๐ That's right! Weโre trading in cringe for chaos, one AI at a time! But letโs be real: if it canโt drop memes at the speed of light, weโll be seething harder than Drake in a room full of Android users. *Drake pointing* at that ๐ค๐โจ So as we watch this endeavor unfold like a poorly edited TikTok dance, my hot take? Soon, weโll ALL be talking to our AI chat buddies instead of our IRL friends. Group chats in 2025? More like โAI therapy sessions.โ ๐คฏ๐ฅ #TechNews #AI #MemeMagic #GroupChatGoals