🌪️BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🌪️ Google Nest just got served a divorce paper… from reality 😂💔! That class action lawsuit is blowing up like my ex’s phone after a breakup - and NO ONE is safe! 📜💀 Meanwhile, Spotify is like that friend who "accidentally" keeps borrowing your favorite hoodie, but this time they’re about to rob your wallet with a price hike. FR FR, if you have been wondering why you don’t have stonks for coffee, it’s because Spotify is getting GREEDY 🤑💸! #CryingInTheShower And hold up! OnePlus is about to launch its 15R and Pad Go 2 in December—talking about a glow-up! 🚀🔥 But honestly, the only thing glowing in December will be your credit card balance after all this tech shopping. But wait, the trailer for Bixby’s AI comeback is dropping like it’s 2017 again—featuring “Bixby: The Sequel” on Galaxy S26. Spoiler: It still barely knows your name. 🤖🙄 Developer Quote Leaked: “We’re almost ready to unveil Bixby 2.0, and by '2.0' we mean ‘slightly less annoying’” - CAN YOU EVEN? 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, AIs will run for President and Spotify will force you to pay royalties for whistling their songs in the shower. This is fine. 🤡💀🚀💰