
๐๐ Google Nest just dropped the 2K tea โ! Gemini upgrades got me like ๐ณ๐ฅ #HomeSurveillanceGoals
๐๐จ๐ BREAKING: Googleโs about to drop a NEW Nest lineup and itโs gonna be 2K HDR goodness! Like, forget about clarity, this is about to be the โThanos snapโ of home security! ๐ฅ๐ค You thought that grainy footage of your mailman stealing your package was bad? Nah fam, weโre going FULL cinematic experience now! ๐ฌ๐ฅ ๐ค *Leaked developer quote*: โWe basically threw all the pixels into a blender and hit โpure chaos.โ Youโll either LOVE it or itโll haunt your Muppets dreams at night! ๐โ So we get FOUR new devices: indoor cam (for that sweet spying action), outdoor cam (for catching raccoons), a doorbell (because hearing only the sound of your own despair wasnโt enough), and a smart speaker that will definitely judge you for playing that one song you donโt want anyone to know about. ๐ฌ๐ ๐ธ๐ฐ Listen, Google, if your cameras canโt stop my neighborโs cat from using my yard as its personal litter box, then whatโs the point, fr fr?! ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: By 2025, Google will release a Nest cam that will just CRITICIZE your life choices in 4K every time you binge-watch cringe TikToks. Imagine that level of chaos! ๐๐ฆ
