🎉🚨👀 BREAKING: Google’s about to drop a NEW Nest lineup and it’s gonna be 2K HDR goodness! Like, forget about clarity, this is about to be the “Thanos snap” of home security! 💥🤖 You thought that grainy footage of your mailman stealing your package was bad? Nah fam, we’re going FULL cinematic experience now! 🎬🎥 🎤 *Leaked developer quote*: “We basically threw all the pixels into a blender and hit ‘pure chaos.’ You’ll either LOVE it or it’ll haunt your Muppets dreams at night! 💀” So we get FOUR new devices: indoor cam (for that sweet spying action), outdoor cam (for catching raccoons), a doorbell (because hearing only the sound of your own despair wasn’t enough), and a smart speaker that will definitely judge you for playing that one song you don’t want anyone to know about. 😬🔊 💸💰 Listen, Google, if your cameras can’t stop my neighbor’s cat from using my yard as its personal litter box, then what’s the point, fr fr?! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Google will release a Nest cam that will just CRITICIZE your life choices in 4K every time you binge-watch cringe TikToks. Imagine that level of chaos! 🚀🦅