🚨🎉 Brace yourselves, tech nerds and cozy couch potatoes! The GOOGL GODS have decided to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on your dusty old Google Nest devices 🧙‍♂️✨ with a FREE upgrade! 🤯 Yup, you heard that right. The highly “anticipated” (read: let’s act like this is LIFE-CHANGING) Gemini for Home update is dropping like it’s hot! 🌶️💃 Now, if your Nest is ancient enough to have witnessed the rise and fall of TikTok dances, good news 👴👵! A bunch of those relics are getting the upgrade treatment. Like finding $20 in your pocket, but you’re actually just dealing with a security cam from before the age of Instagram reels 📸🚀. Leaked insider quote: “We’re basically throwing a tech party in your living room while the old models sob in the corner. They’re getting a glow-up they didn’t ask for and frankly don’t deserve.” 😂💔 But hold up – is this a charity for *old-tech-crybaby* devices? We’re in the matrix now, fam! 🤖💀. 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, your fridge will have more feelings and better WiFi than you do. Cope and seethe, skeptics! 😜💰🍕 #GeminiGlowUp #TechSoHotItBurns #GoogleWhatsNext?