🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU GOOFY GEEKS! 💥🚨 Google’s Essential Employee (we call him “Nest”-er) just dropped a bombshell: their new 2K video Nest Doorbell and Indoor/Outdoor Cams are here to drag your security game from potato to near 1999 movie quality! 🔥🍟👀 Because who doesn't need to see their packages being stolen in crystal-clear 📸 2K resolution? Now you can catch that raccoon raid on your trash can like it’s on an episode of *Animal Planet* 🤡💰! 💡🎤 Developer quote alert! “We wanted to make sure you could see the exact horrified expressions on your neighbors' faces when they realize you’re still using a flip phone,” said some guy named Chad who thinks he’s the next Steve Jobs. 🤣 And WHAT THE HECK is up with that pricing, Google? Starting at just $99? That’s the kind of stonks move that makes Wall Street shake 😱💸! So, slap that "buy" button and prepare for existential angst—because now you can watch your life unfold in 2K resolution while desperately wondering if you’ll ever afford a house. 🔑🏡 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2040, Google will drop a Nest Cam with REALITY VR—watching your own life in a virtual reality matrix will be the ultimate flex! 🌌🤖 Are you ready for that cringe? 🤯