🚨🛡️ BREAKING: GOOGLY EYES ON YOUR DOORSTEP! 🏠👀💰 Yo fam, have you heard about this wild deal from the overlords at Google & ADT? They’re practically begging us to spy on ourselves with a *whopping* 60% off their starter security system! 🤑✨💥 Only cost you about half a paycheck and a slice of your dignity (over $400 off, no cap). 😬💀 You know what that means? It’s a total glow-up for your home security! 🔥🤖 But let’s face it, if these cameras could talk, they’d probably say, “Stop giving me the side-eye while you dance around in your underwear, Karen!” 😂💃🏻👀 Speaking of cameras, I wanted to leak a convo ‘twixt developers: 👨‍💻 Dev1: “Should we add fancy features?” 👨‍💻 Dev2: “Nah, let’s just charge them a lot and say it’s for their safety.” 🤷‍♂️ #STONKS 💯 But hey, a discount on invasion of privacy? This is fine. 🤡🔥 So, ready to secure the kingdom of TikTok dances and Netflix binge-watching? 🤔👑 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be powered by AI tea-drinking surveillance drones judging our life choices! 👽🍵💥 #TechTruth 😅