🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE NEST CAMERAS GETTING THE GEMINI GLOW-UP, BUT ONLY IF YOU PAY UP 💰💀📸 👀 Hold up, fam! Google just dropped some hot (but kinda lukewarm) upgrades for its Nest cameras that are *literally* way cooler than that stale bread you call your life! But guess what? It’s behind that glorious paywall, fam! 💸 Ah yes, the classic Google flex: “Pay us, or go home!” 🤡 With the new Gemini enhancements, your Nest Cam is about to serve *better notifications* than your ex after you ghosted them! 🤣💔 But wait—there's more! You can now *search through footage* like a true detective... if you pay for the privilege! 🔍 "Dude, I just want to find that time the cat knocked over my plant!" - Every Nest Cam user ever. 📅 🐥 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “We basically upgraded notifications to be as lit as your cousin’s TikTok dance challenges. But like, only if you pay for it, no cap.” 🤖🔨 So, what's next? The Google Nest 3000 that'll *literally* remind you to water your plants and tell you your life choices suck? Stonks are crashing! 🚀📉 🔥**Unhinged Take**: In the future, ALL your devices will require monthly fees for basic functions. Soon, we’ll pay a subscription just to own our own homes, and then IKEA will charge for glue to assemble your furniture! 😂 This is fine! 🔥 #GoogleNest #GeminiGlitch #PayToPlay