BREAKING NEWS: Google, Microsoft, and Meta are pulling a full-on “hold my drink” moment, and guess what? They’ve decided to ghost their workforce diversity data like your last Tinder date! 🚫👻💔 Meanwhile, Amazon, Apple, and Nvidia are still spilling the tea ☕👀 on their DEI stats like it’s 2019 and nobody cares about the cringe. 💃🕺 I mean, come on, fam! This isn’t a high school popularity contest; we’re trying to find the Mario Kart power-up for inclusivity here, and all we see is Google hitting the reverse button! 🏎️💨 💬 *“I wanted to keep our diversity data flowin’ but then I found out it’s just CRINGE AF!” - Anonymous Google Developer* 🥴 Is this what they mean by *“seeth & cope”*? 🤡💀 Like, can we not pretend that ignoring diversity stats won't turn us all into the “This is Fine” dog? But don’t sweat it! The tech world’s just doing brain gymnastics: *“We’ll diversify… just not on paper.”* 🤯💩 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, the tech giants will hold a secret meeting where they collectively decide they can only communicate through GIFs and memes. The new *“diversity”* will just be a rainbow filter on Zoom calls. 🌈🤖🔥 #TechNonsense #GalacticLevelStonks