👀🤖 OMG fam, brace yourselves! The future of *wearable tech* is about to have more drama than a reality TV show! 🚨🔥 Sooo, the tea is that Google and Meta are dropping monocular smart glasses, because who even needs TWO eyes, right? 🥴💀 💬 "Why use both eyes when you can look like a confused cyclops?" - Just a random Meta dev, probably. 😂 This is peak *nerd comedy* folks! 😂💔 Picture this: you’re out on the street, rocking those fresh Hypernova glasses, looking like a wannabe Iron Man 🦸‍♂️, and BOOM! You bump into a lamppost while trying to navigate via one eye. Classic. 🤡🚧 But let’s not forget the real reason: two screens would mean DOUBLE the *CPU usage*, AKA more battery drain than your friend’s toxic relationship. 💸💔 It’s all about that *eco-friendly, single-eye vision* now, boys! 🌍👌 Drake is out here pointing at his new single-eye friend while saying “this is based” ⬅️💯! Are we ready for this one-eyed revolution? Well, if Meta's planning on making us blind by 2025, I'm all in! 😎🚀 In conclusion, get ready to see the world through a *MONOCULAR* lens, because who needs depth perception when you can have *7-hour battery life*? 🤯🔥 #StonksOrBlonks And mark my words: in three years, we’ll all be wearing glasses with a single eye, calling them the “One-Eye Club.” 💀👁️✨