🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: Google Messages JUST got the glow-up of the century with Material 3 Expressive, and boy, it's *spicy*!💅💥 You might be thinking, "Isn't this just another basic UI tweak?" 🤔 Well buckle up, fam, because it’s like putting a fresh coat of avocado green on a dumpster fire. 🔥💩 Google said, "We wanted to make chatting as fun as scrolling TikTok for hours without realizing you’ve descended into the void." 😳😂 👀 Picture THIS: Your chat screen now has *vibes* so strong, they'll make you wanna send memes instead of actual texts. Imagine Drake pointing at your new chat bubbles like, "This? Based!" versus the old, "Ew, cringe." 💃🕺 Developers leaked this overheard convo: Dev 1: "I mean, we could’ve fixed bugs.” Dev 2: “Nah, let’s just make it pretty!" 😒💰 Now let’s be real – who’s even texting anymore? Everyone’s just DMing on IG, right? Well, Google’s probably aiming for that sweet nostalgia hit like, "Remember when texting was a thing?" 📟📲 Hot Take: By 2024, *all* communication will be emoji-based, and if you can’t send a full sentence in memes, you’re getting ghosted, no cap. 👻🔮 Share this chaos, or you might be the next one looking for that “expressive” comeback! 😂💔