🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE MESSAGES GETTING A NEW DRESS. YAWN. 🤡💤 Hold up! Google is out here treating Google Messages like a Snapchat filter makeover, and I'm just here like... uh, is this even necessary? 🤡💀 Welcome to the Material 3 Expressive redesign, where your watch will now make your texts as pretty as your grandma’s wallpaper from the ‘90s. 🌈💅 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: > "Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could make our app look as cute as my cat on Instagram. Turns out, we can! 😂" But wait, there's more! This isn't just an aesthetic flex; it’s also a “look at my shiny new features” parade. Because nothing screams “I’m a product of 2023” like sending a meme that's way too complex for a tiny screen. 🚀💬 😂 Drake's pointing while I’m here like, “No one asked for this, fam.” Meanwhile, you’ll still be stuck typing on a screen roughly the size of a dime. 💰🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Google will announce a holographic version of Messages for your pet fish. 🐠 #SwimStonks💸💸 SO, folks, who’s ready for a watch app that can finally express how much they hate typing on a watch? "This is fine." 🐶🔥