🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS in the world of snoozeville! Google Messages is getting some... *gasp* FEATURES! 🤡💤 Y’all, it’s like your grandma decided to upgrade from a flip phone to a Nokia brick—very little change, but boy is it hard to watch! 💸💀 #JustGoogleThings So here’s the tea 🍵: Google is A/B testing features again, but for some reason it’s taking longer than a Netflix fan waiting for the next season of their favorite show… like, come on, just drop it already! 🥱😴 Rumor has it, a Google dev was overheard saying, "Yeah, RCS is on a ‘we'll get to it eventually’ schedule.” 🚀😳 #Based And spoiler alert: We’re still stuck in those awkward SMS chains 🙈, while Google flexes hard on their new emoji reactions like they're the last slice of pizza at the party. 🍕🔫 Meanwhile, the stonks are going up! 📈 People are betting on Google’s messaging feature rollout like it’s the next Fortnite skin drop. Hot take time! 🔥 By the time these features actually launch, we will all have AI babies 🍼 that text for us, and the only messages left will be "IDK, ask my bot." 🤖💔 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and stay tuned, because this is about to get *very* spicy! 🌶️ #ThisIsFine