🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google Messages is finally rolling out @MENTIONS in RCS group chats! 🔥🚨 That's right, fam! No longer will your group chat be a chaotic battlefield where your messages get lost in the tech-deep void of meme pics and “LOL” responses! 💬✨ Now you can summon your homies like some digital wizard using @! 💀💭 It's like trying to gather your friends for a raid in an MMORPG, but instead of saying "yo", you just slap an @ in front of their name and BAM, they’ve got no choice but to see your cringe messages! Rumor has it, one Google dev was overheard saying: “I mean, we had to do something after the inbox practically rotted like old pizza... and let’s be real—highlighting people just feels like a stonks moment, right?” 🤡💰 Now you can angst about your group chat and the fact that your messages STILL won't be end-to-end encrypted. This is fine. 😅 Get ready, though—I predict a massive increase in passive-aggressive @ replies, with an estimated 200% rise in “Who’s @ here?” memes by the end of the month! 💥🚀 Mark my words, tech warriors, this is just the beginning. 💀 Don’t @ me if you disagree! 🤖👀 #RCSRevolution #GroupChatGurus