🚨 BREAKING: Google Messages just hit us with the **1-2 punch of safety features** that’ll make your grandma’s unsolicited cat meme texts *a lil’ less dangerous* 😱🐱💥. Enter the age of **Key Verifier** and **spam link detection** – sounds fancy, right? Well, it’s basically Google saying, “We know your friends are trying to GET you with those fishy links” 🤡🔗. **Leaked Quote from a Developer**: “Honestly, we just wanted to give users a warning before they click on their Aunt Karen’s ‘invest in dogecoin’ text.” 😂💰 Can’t blame them, really. Listen, it’s 2023 and we're still sifting through more spam than a 6 PM dinner plate in college – 🙄🍽️. But at least now, Android users can feel like they have a digital bouncer at the door of their Messages! *Drake pointing at the spam being denied* 🥴👉❌ So, what’s next? A **freakin' AI that responds to spam texts** with Shakespeare quotes? “To spam, or not to spam?” 🤖📜 💥🔥 In conclusion: Expect these features to roll out in your life as slowly as your Wi-Fi at 3 AM while binge-watching cat videos. And mark my words, soon Google will come out with Key Verifier 2: “No, your ex isn’t really sorry.” 💀🚀 Share this if you want your friends to know they need to stop sending you those sketchy links! 👀✌️