✨🚨🚀 BREAKING: Google Messages just got a glow-up, and it’s about as exciting as *finally* catching that elusive Pokémon! 🎉💅 #Material3Expressive has rolled out, and trust me, the tech universe is buzzing louder than a Discord server on a gaming Friday night. 🔥👾 So, picture this: Google was out here beta testing this redesign like they were trying to convince us they weren’t just snoozing behind the wheel! 🥱💤 Now, the rollout is happening in “bits and pieces,” which is code for: “We’re sending it out like grandma sends emails—slow and lopsided.” 🤡💔 Speaking of grandma, "leaked" developer quotes reveal the chaos: 👨‍💻 Dev1: "I thought we were dropping it all at once... now it’s like a surprise birthday party no one asked for!" 👨‍💻 Dev2: "This is fine… just fine." 🔥💀 👀 Drake pointing at “normal texts” vs. “Material 3 texts” like it's the new TikTok dance! 💃📱 So, IF Google doesn’t mess it up this time, we might just be vibing with some sparkling new features 😳💫... but honestly, who even uses Google Messages with all the *weirdos* on WhatsApp and Discord? Cope. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, every text will just be sent as a GIF because we’ve all collectively decided that actual words are too mainstream! 💥💌 #UnhingedFuture