🚨🗣️ **BREAKING: Google Messages is like that friend who always shows up late to the party but carries the best snacks**! 🥳🍕💔 So, Google is rolling out some snazzy new features for Messages in November 2025—yep, you heard that right, 2025. 🕰️ That’s like saying “Check out my new flip phone!” in a world of iPhones and Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 18s! 😂📱💀 *Stonks?* More like "stonks but can’t leave the house." Here’s the tea ☕: Google is out here A/B testing harder than a Tinder user who swipes left on anything less than an 8/10. “Hey, let’s launch something but only after we’ve tested it on the cavemen in 2023” – LEGENDARY developer quote right there! 🧙‍♂️🔥 *Drake pointing meme* because we simply can’t trust Google to give us anything that isn't more complicated than a CIA operation. And for the headline feature? You can send cringey disappearing messages! *This is fine* while you’re still searching for a way to make your last text disappear. 😂🚀 **Hot take**: By 2025, we’ll be using these features to communicate with sentient AI and Google will tell us to "fix your own mess", while we’re just vibing. 🤖💰 *Good luck with that, fam!*