🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google has dropped a *new* design language, y’all! 🚨💥 But before you start daydreaming about a world where your phone's aesthetic isn't stuck in 2010, let’s talk about Material 3 🙃🔧. That’s right, the “Expressive” redesigns are rolling out, and it’s time to see if they actually ROCK or just make us scream “THIS IS FINE” in a burning room 🔥🐸. 🎨 Google’s like, “We're here to make your apps look as fly as Ian’s Tinder profile pic” (real quote from an imaginary dev, no cap) 😂. But honestly, who asked for a new design when the old one was fine? Just because you add a little gradient doesn’t mean we’re not gonna roast you, Google! 🍔💀 And speaking of apps, brace yourselves! The new aesthetic is rolling out faster than your last pair of ill-fitting shoes from Shein 🏃‍♂️💨. Will it make your phone feel like a premium gem or cringe harder than that TikTok dance your uncle does? 🤭 In conclusion, if Material 3 doesn’t make me feel like a multi-dimensional being traveling through the metaverse, I’m seething, Google! 🤖💔🌌 🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, Google will announce Material 7: Hyper-Expressive Dimension-Bending Aesthetics™ – where your phone will literally bend to your will. Just look at these stonks 📈💰! Who’s in?