🚨🔥BREAKING: Google’s Material 3 Expressive Design is here to save us from the UI apocalypse we never asked for! 🤖💀 Like, seriously, who needs a makeover MORE than your aunt’s cat? Cat memes aside, Google is serving looks 🕶️ with this new design language since May, and guess what? It’s rolling out faster than TikTok trends (but still slower than my Wi-Fi on a bad day, amirite? 😂) You know the Pixel 10 probably just stumbled out of the lab like "Look at me! I’m the future of design!” 😎💥— while the rest of the Android squad is sitting there like Drake pointing at rival brands: "Not today, peasant apps!" 🤷‍♂️🚫 Developer Bob was overheard saying, “We went from basic to chaotic, and now we’re aiming for ‘kinda artsy’?” 🎨💭 Meanwhile, Susan in marketing is just trying to keep the stonks up, exclaiming, “This is fine!” as she watches users cope with the changes—glad they’re not 🥴🤡 In summary: Material 3 is a hot mess express, and I can’t wait for the inevitable chaos that will come when Apple drops their shiny new update. My prediction? By 2025, we’ll all be communicating in pixel emojis and designing homes for our apps. 💥🏠 #BasedOrCringe? You decide!