🌪️🚨 ALERT: Google is LITERALLY trying to make Material Design cool again (spoiler: it’s still not cool) 🚨🌪️ So, Google dropped this spicy redesign called ***Material 3 Expressive*** back in MAY. Yep, that’s how long it took for us to get excited about buttons again 💀. Honestly, every time I hear “Expressive,” I think of my dog after a trip to the groomer. 🐶✨ Fast forward to Pixel 10 and Android 16 QPR1—sounds like the name of a new sci-fi movie, right? 🎬 But NOPE, it’s just Google’s way of reminding you that your phone is still a glorified calculator with a camera 😂. 🔍 💬 Leaked dev quote: “We thought people wanted minimalist design, but they really just want their apps to look less like a Windows 95 reboot.” 👀💻 Their *huge* list of features includes pastel colors that scream “let’s chill” but leaves you wondering if you accidentally pressed “submit” for your *art school* application. 🔥💡 Prediction time: By 2025, Google will drop a “Material 4 Extreme” that includes actual holograms, and instead of calling your friends, you just DM them via AR: “Is this your final form?” 🚀💰 So brace yourselves, fam—this redesign is gonna age like milk left in a hot car. 🥴 Eww, but you’ll still cop it—no cap.