🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Google Maps just pulled a major oof by maiming their Timelines feature in a desperate attempt to act like they care about your privacy! 😂🤡 Like, do you really want your life documented like an episode of Black Mirror without the juicy dystopian plot? No cap! So, Google said, "We care about your privacy" (rolls eyes) while simultaneously turning Maps into a convoluted maze (seriously, what are we in, *The Maze Runner*?!) 🏃‍♂️💨 Meanwhile, some poor dev in the trenches is probably pulling their hair out saying, "Bro, we were just trying to make it less cringe!" 🤦‍♂️💀 But let’s be real, Timelines were like that one friend who always knows what you did last summer (stalking vibes, anyone?) 🌦️ Now it’s just a confusing mess that’s harder to understand than the plot of *Tenet*! 🤯 😤💔 This is what happens when you try to fix things that aren’t broken! *Google Maps* → “This is fine,” *User* → “UM WTH?!” 🔥 Hot take: At this rate, they'll just replace Maps with a random meme generator! You’ll be navigating via Shrek quotes and doge memes! Hold on to your TikTok for this wild ride! 🚀✨🌌🦙 #GoogleNo #MapsGoneWild