🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google Maps Just Became Your Overly-Attentive Friend 🚨 Yo, did you hear? Google Maps just leveled up to *Gemini* mode. 🌌✨ No longer just a map; it’s now a psychic buddy 🧙‍♂️🌟, tellin' you when an overpriced avocado toast spot might have a line longer than the DMV. Like, fam, I want brunch, not a morning marathon! 🥑☕️ Introducing the hot new "know before you go" tips section 🕵️‍♂️💡—it’s like Yelp's snobby cousin who actually does his homework. So instead of surprises, you get “Hey, this place is always packed with kids on weekends!” Or “They have a secret sauce, but it’s just ketchup 😬.” And hold up! EV charger availability predictions? 💪🔌 Google, you really said “I got you, fam” while predicting the future of electric cars like it's an episode of *Black Mirror* 🚗💨. Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to make sure people know they can’t charge their Teslas at a Taco Bell.” 🤖💥 But let’s not get it twisted. This is all just another ploy to keep you glued to your screen like your favorite Reality TV show—sorry, mom! 📺💀. So, buckle up because soon you won't just be "going places," you’ll be *emotionally prepared* for the journey. 🔥🔥 Hot Take: Next update? Google Maps becomes a therapist. “Did you really want to go to that restaurant, or are you just sad?” 🤔💰 #Seethe #Stonks